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[–] • 11 pts

Death sentence for pedophila and advocacy of pedophilia.

Immediately makes it impossible for jews, muslims and leftists to live here.

[–] • 6 pts

Death sentence for pedophila and advocacy of pedophilia.

Immediately makes it impossible for jews, muslims and leftists to live here.

That is a very conventional law, that most people actually want.

I was asking for unconventional laws.

Sometimes I wonder if you are actually Croatian, you clearly have the reading comprehension of a Serb.

[–] • 9 pts

I would make a law that sets income tax at 40% minimum for anyone involved in poetry and poetry accessories.

[–] • 9 pts

Jokes on you, poets never make any money and donations aren't taxed.

[–] • 3 pts

Wait, you really want to tax alcoholic beverages?

[–] • 5 pts

Every constitution amendment past the bill of rights repealed.

All nonwhite citizens ejected

Cancelation of all usary debt and a foundation of new currency backed by physical assets

Strict isolation protocols, at least until the country could be rebuilt

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

Very gay and conventional answer, but perhaps that is my fault for not phrasing the question correctly.

When I said 'unconventional', I meant something that hasn't been proposed by a billion libertarians already.

Gibs us a wacky law you think could actually fix things.

[–] • 2 pts

There's plenty of wacky. But until the country is rebuilt theres no way to enforce them. you need a basis that can build on.

Besides, most wacky would border on degenerate, anyway

[–] • 2 pts

There's plenty of wacky. But until the country is rebuilt theres no way to enforce them. you need a basis that can build on.

I prefaced the question by saying you had unlimited Legislative/Executive/Judicial power, you can enforce anything in this situation.

Besides, most wacky would border on degenerate, anyway

What wacky law where you thinking of that would border on degenerate?

[–] • 2 pts

Given the fact that the US is already almost impossible to invade, even from both sides, I would conquer both Canada and Mexico. All citizens would be exterminated. We would use nuclear weapons to separate the panama ithmus. Once sealed, we would fortify borders.

Once that's done, we tell the world in very kind words to fuck right off and begin to purge the undesirable from our own society that remains. Mentally ill. Homosexual. Part Jewish going back 5 generations. Using the snowy fuck of northern Canada as a prison.

I could go further. Much, much further.

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

Part 1

Anyone arrested for the first time for a street crime like robbery, drugs, prositution, burglary, assault, attempted murder, or murder, must select from the following consequences:

  1. Free release, with no protection of any kind that would require public funds.
  2. Immediately sent to a work camp for min 10 years. No appeals. No time adjustments. Just work, for the public good.

If arrested a second time, it's off to work camp, along with every family member, including generic relatives, and the childrens' parents' families.

Part 2

Every elected politicians commits to a lif⁶e of penury and servitude. When elected, you sacrifice your wealth for life. Your only remaining purpose is to serve the polity.

Any such person caught violating this rule is punished. The punishment is death for the offender, and for the entirety of their family. Violating the public trust and stealing from White Men by coercion and deceit will not be tolerated. The cost is too great to permit.

Any person found to be acting as a lobbyist will be summarily executed without delay. There will be no appeal before the fact.

All elected politicians are limited to a total of 5 years in any position, as an elected official or political appointee. Anyone found to be involved in politics as such for more than 5 years will be summarily executed.

Part 3

No criminal trial shall last longer than 12 months. Any attempt to delay, distract, imponder, or otherwise undercut the judicial process will not be tolerated. Any lawyer involved in a case which transgresses this limit will be subject to punishment under Part 1.

Part 4

Any foreign national who wishes to work in the US in any capacity at all will first compete 3 years of unpaid service in a work camp.

Part 5.

To be continued.

[–] • 3 pts

We don’t need new laws. We need to have the old ones back. The Naturalization Act of 1790

But to answer tryout question: Poetry Hangins for traitors. While a wonderful poem is read, let the gallows slam. Poetry Gallows Slam!

[–] • 0 pt

Interesting.

But would that improve the country?

[–] • 1 pt

Of course. The threat of death is too so wrong always has direct and immediate affects.

[–] • 1 pt

Of course. The threat of death is too so wrong always has direct and immediate affects.

Well yeah, but I feel like you shoe-horned Poetry into public execution just because you wanted to please me, a notable Poet.

Which isn't a bad thing necessarily. You should always attempt to appease me.

[–] • 3 pts

The Summary Judgment Act. Anyone in this country illegally 72 hours after passage of this law would be subject to summary public execution.

Prior to this, pass a law canceling all visas other than tourist visas and require all former visa holders to leave the country within 72 hours.

[–] • 2 pts

> Anyone in this country illegally 72 hours after passage of this law would be subject to summary public execution.

You and I think alike. I have stated in my personal life, during conversations, that my compromise with illegals is that I would give them 30 days to get out of the country. Citizens of the US would have the full backing of the government to begin shooting any of them on sight who remain after that. I don't care if it's a baby in the process of being born. You should not be here, you were given chance to leave, no concessions will be made.

[–] • 1 pt

30 days to get out of the country. Citizens of the US would have the full backing of the government to begin shooting any of them on sight who remain after that.

I hope that becomes the new right-wing consensus. Effective and cheap to implement.

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I am much worse in real life than I am here on Poal.

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Interesting.

Would you actually be okay with executing that many people? Even the illegal Abuelas?

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Would you actually be okay with executing that many people? Even the illegal Abuelas?

Okay with? Hell, you said I had unlimited power. I'd volunteer to do it myself. And you really wouldn't have to actually execute that many. Once you start the process you'd see a massive exodus across the borders, allowing for a measured pace. But to answer your question, yes. Abuelas too.

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I would execute all the mooli's, except for the nonna's and mommoms, who would be forced to do mandatory labor in the chicken parm factories

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Every young human (I'll leave the age up to debate) must experience psychedelic.

Elia

[–] • 2 pts

I would get rid of the TSA and replace it with a bacon BBQ. Everyone who wants to fly must have some before boarding a flight. Terrorism solved and no more smelly jews stinking up flights either.

[–] • 2 pts

I would do the same as would. But if you want unconventional, pedos get firing squad, and family member of the victim, or victim themselves (max 1 person) is allowed to be one of the executors, provided that they completed military service.

Build up the national strength, unify "we don't stand for this" and "no more than one" to make sure that the other executioners complete their job.

[–] • 1 pt

Castrate all jews and nog males. Spay all jew and nog females.

[–] • 1 pt

All felons on death row, DNA test. Positive: execute next day. Negative: release to work camp. If you reoffend, execute. Harm a child: execute, or put in prison GP. All nigras with crimminal records: deport to sub saharan(the homeland) Africa. This would change the NFL & NBA. Drug test for any public assistance. All industry has to move back to the US. End corporate greed, medicine back to non-profit; no DEI across the board. End the 《Fed》& income tax. Dissolve the illegal convention of 1871/ abolish Corporation of United States. ALL jews sent to israel, no more money to israel, military aid or action in the mid-east for US. A firm:" we will protect US interests. End ukraine war, loosely align with Russia, china is our foe. Spy? Execute under rule .303. ALL trades must go thru an apprenticeship. Clean up big pharma, and food. Close border with Mexico. Any incursions in US airspace is a shootdown. Use weather modification to improve the US, not to fuck over people for the rich. Ok, thus ends the first day or so...

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The law that appoints me as emperor

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