the chubbettes will be invitedescorted to all the urban barbeques when civilization fails
Nah, there's only so much you can do with a fuck-ton of lard. Although, I guess we'll never run out of oil to deep-fry random shit in.
All that massive amount of stored energy would be used to heat homes and cook food over, after the fatasses get melted down, should civilization evaporate.
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