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[–] 5 pts

the chubbettes will be invitedescorted to all the urban barbeques when civilization fails

[–] 2 pts

Nah, there's only so much you can do with a fuck-ton of lard. Although, I guess we'll never run out of oil to deep-fry random shit in.

[–] 2 pts

All that lard can be converted to run a diesel engine pretty easily too.

[–] 0 pt

Never underestimate the use for soap too.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

All that massive amount of stored energy would be used to heat homes and cook food over, after the fatasses get melted down, should civilization evaporate.