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My cats were bugging me about all the annoying rap music wafting through the window. I asked them if they were up to the task. They meowed their assent. So I opened the front door and commanded them to destroy the blackness. I was disappointed to see that they simply sniffed around the porch. The conclusion is that cats don't make good attack animals.

My cats were bugging me about all the annoying rap music wafting through the window. I asked them if they were up to the task. They meowed their assent. So I opened the front door and commanded them to destroy the blackness. I was disappointed to see that they simply sniffed around the porch. The conclusion is that cats don't make good attack animals.

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[–] • 4 pts

Niggers torture cats for fun. Keep your cats away from niggers and chinese.

[–] • 2 pts

You need a big fat crapping cat to visit the neighbors and take a dump.

[–] • 2 pts

Nestlé is the leader of the 4th Reich's Meowzer Division. He begs to differ... https://pic8.co/sh/KpzQNj.jpg

[–] • 2 pts

That is a cute cat indeed.

[–] • 1 pt

44 photos and I was only able to get one good shot because he kept trying to bite the phone :)

I've got a bunch of good pics of him and his siblings all sitting in Luftwaffe helmets. I'll post them when I go through my hard drive.

[–] • 1 pt

Mine are terrified of black people. I have 5 cats - 4 if the black. When a black delivery guy comes to the door, panic ensues. White guy? Only two of them run.

Five or so years ago one of the apartment managers was a black lady and I invited her up so she could hear my insane neighbors. She wanted to pet the cats (only had 3 at the time) but only the ancient, deaf one allowed it.

[–] • 1 pt

I think you might have some success throwing them at an intended victim. Not my idea, I actually saw it in some obscure book of improvised self defense weapons a very long time ago. Other than that, you pretty much have to hope someone trips over them near the stairs.