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While I was going through my Mormon faze (which came to an abrupt end after my last post) I had a funny moment. Here's the story:

I'd been attending the church for a couple months and listening to missionaries. One of my mom buddies from that church had a husband who was very studied and devout who wanted to come over and talk about the mormon bible thing. Sure! I love any excuse to socialize, especially things like Bible studies. But after talking to the missionaries and reading the book a little myself, I started coming to a very strange conclusion not supported by the mormon church. Mr. Buddy came over and we were reading through the book and doing normal stuff you might expect. Then he asks "so what do you think about all this? what's on your mind?" I laugh kinda jokingly and say "I'm sorry I'm about to say this but i really can't stop thinking about this. While in theory, you can take the data from the book and come to the conclusion most mormons do, I hear a different story." "well what is it?" "Well, um, did the smith guy physically touch jesus or god when they beamed down in front of him?" "I dont think so, why?" "well... if he didnt touch them theres no way to confirm they werent holograms. Even if he did touch them and they were solid, this next part could still be true. What if Jesus and God were on a spaceship high above earth with life extending technology and technology so advanced they could control the weather and influence global politics? It's possible, in the mormon rendition, for god and jesus to be aliens."

And that's why that married couple stopped associating with me lol

While I was going through my Mormon faze (which came to an abrupt end after my last post) I had a funny moment. Here's the story: I'd been attending the church for a couple months and listening to missionaries. One of my mom buddies from that church had a husband who was very studied and devout who wanted to come over and talk about the mormon bible thing. Sure! I love any excuse to socialize, especially things like Bible studies. But after talking to the missionaries and reading the book a little myself, I started coming to a very strange conclusion not supported by the mormon church. Mr. Buddy came over and we were reading through the book and doing normal stuff you might expect. Then he asks "so what do you think about all this? what's on your mind?" I laugh kinda jokingly and say "I'm sorry I'm about to say this but i really can't stop thinking about this. While in theory, you can take the data from the book and come to the conclusion most mormons do, I hear a different story." "well what is it?" "Well, um, did the smith guy physically touch jesus or god when they beamed down in front of him?" "I dont think so, why?" "well... if he didnt touch them theres no way to confirm they werent holograms. Even if he did touch them and they were solid, this next part could still be true. What if Jesus and God were on a spaceship high above earth with life extending technology and technology so advanced they could control the weather and influence global politics? It's possible, in the mormon rendition, for god and jesus to be aliens." And that's why that married couple stopped associating with me lol

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So, mormons are just old-school scientologists?

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Lol, could they be sister religions? Omg nooooo

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I'm not saying it's aliens....but it's aliens.

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There's much more interesting and realistic criticisms to be made, watch "Murder Among the Mormons" to see a story about them trying to cover up the fact that an old book said Smith followed a lizard to find the tablets. Lizards and snakes and cold blooded things obviously representing the devil in the garden of Eden. The Mormons do a lot of stuff right on paper if you look at the scripture and the base level mormons I've dealt with have all been decent people (might not be the same story if you live near SLC where everyone is one) but I have a strong feeling that there's some evil going on as you climb their ranks. This is also the case with pretty much every other organization though. Mormons are all preppers and seem to be bias towards being zionists so I'd wonder what their take is on Amos 5. I wouldn't be surprised if they all fell for the false messiah. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the world fell for the first person to show up performing acts at this point.

Oh yikes! He followed a lizard to the tablets?! Thats pretty damning! It certainly does get more corrupt as it goes up, because the "prophets" are elected from other prophets who are slightly below Jesus in rank but hold a similar roll. Those people are extremely sus. Ill have to look into those books, thank you!

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There’s actually a lot of speculation that Moroni was in fact an alien posing as an angel, everything about that story screams alien encounter to ufologists. I’m thinking about joining the church myself, only because Smith was a martyr, the whole fucking world was out to get him, much like the legitimate users here on Poal spreading truth.

I’ve read No Man Knows My History, Method Infinite, and The Salamander Papers, the man was by no means a saint, but his common sense was untouchable. He created a religion picking the best parts out of the 10 religions in upstate NY at the time. If he were alive today, he would either by controlled like the rest, or awake and jew aware like us. The dude was a piece of work though, keeping freed slaves as slaves after the civil war, fucking missionaries’ wives when they went on missions, and joining the fucking Freemasons towards the end of his life.

Died at 38 by a mob in MO, he was naive to think the governor was on his side, and even more naive to think that flashing Masonic gestures would save his life rofl

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im going to beam you :)

Beam me up scotty nervous laughter