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While I was going through my Mormon faze (which came to an abrupt end after my last post) I had a funny moment. Here's the story:

I'd been attending the church for a couple months and listening to missionaries. One of my mom buddies from that church had a husband who was very studied and devout who wanted to come over and talk about the mormon bible thing. Sure! I love any excuse to socialize, especially things like Bible studies. But after talking to the missionaries and reading the book a little myself, I started coming to a very strange conclusion not supported by the mormon church. Mr. Buddy came over and we were reading through the book and doing normal stuff you might expect. Then he asks "so what do you think about all this? what's on your mind?" I laugh kinda jokingly and say "I'm sorry I'm about to say this but i really can't stop thinking about this. While in theory, you can take the data from the book and come to the conclusion most mormons do, I hear a different story." "well what is it?" "Well, um, did the smith guy physically touch jesus or god when they beamed down in front of him?" "I dont think so, why?" "well... if he didnt touch them theres no way to confirm they werent holograms. Even if he did touch them and they were solid, this next part could still be true. What if Jesus and God were on a spaceship high above earth with life extending technology and technology so advanced they could control the weather and influence global politics? It's possible, in the mormon rendition, for god and jesus to be aliens."

And that's why that married couple stopped associating with me lol

While I was going through my Mormon faze (which came to an abrupt end after my last post) I had a funny moment. Here's the story: I'd been attending the church for a couple months and listening to missionaries. One of my mom buddies from that church had a husband who was very studied and devout who wanted to come over and talk about the mormon bible thing. Sure! I love any excuse to socialize, especially things like Bible studies. But after talking to the missionaries and reading the book a little myself, I started coming to a very strange conclusion not supported by the mormon church. Mr. Buddy came over and we were reading through the book and doing normal stuff you might expect. Then he asks "so what do you think about all this? what's on your mind?" I laugh kinda jokingly and say "I'm sorry I'm about to say this but i really can't stop thinking about this. While in theory, you can take the data from the book and come to the conclusion most mormons do, I hear a different story." "well what is it?" "Well, um, did the smith guy physically touch jesus or god when they beamed down in front of him?" "I dont think so, why?" "well... if he didnt touch them theres no way to confirm they werent holograms. Even if he did touch them and they were solid, this next part could still be true. What if Jesus and God were on a spaceship high above earth with life extending technology and technology so advanced they could control the weather and influence global politics? It's possible, in the mormon rendition, for god and jesus to be aliens." And that's why that married couple stopped associating with me lol

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[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Lol, could they be sister religions? Omg nooooo

[–] 2 pts

I'm not saying it's aliens....but it's aliens.