Ever wonder how Kale went from some green, leathery shit that decorated the spaces between serving dishes at the salad bar to super food that you (foolheartedly) added to your (formerly) delicious muffins? You can thank this marketing "genius":
But here's the deal: Kale is nothing but a marketing scam. It isn't a "super food", and other than acting as roughage its health benefits are limited. Want to get more greens in the kids? Ditch the kale and use spinach instead. Try roasted beets too. Use the marketing ploy that if you eat enough of them they'll turn your pee bright pink! What kid wouldn't want to see that?
You don't gotta sell me on kale being garbage, just figured I'd try the recipe since I'd enjoyed others.
I love that moment of dread that hits the morning after roasted beets. "Am I dying, or... oh, beets"