It's gonna take some work, but if you start with either cocaine or heroin - you can probably be there in just a half dozen years!
Oh no I have my drugs of choice all set there, I'll work on the music part, then I just have to resign myself to poverty
Yeah... The addiction should be crippling. Straight dysfunctional is seemingly about average.
You might also need to get a divorce, travel around the country, and play at a lot of dive bars.
I mean, if you really want the full experience. Being a professional musician is probably a bad idea. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea.
It does have its perks.
I'll probably never be a professional but I'll learn to play maybe even do it in front of someone once or twice.
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