"Hey you, rub mommy's feet for a few minutes while your siblings gets us a beer and learns how to make some fucking nachos."
I'm not actually sure how my kids managed to become healthy adults.
"Hey you, rub mommy's feet for a few minutes while your siblings gets us a beer and learns how to make some fucking nachos."
I'm not actually sure how my kids managed to become healthy adults.
Well I've got one out of three of those things down, my 6 year old can make some decent nachos. Now all I need is beer.
Well I've got one out of three of those things down, my 6 year old can make some decent nachos. Now all I need is beer.
You're officially a musician!
You're officially a musician!
well I'm honored.
well I'm honored.
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