Fuckers never let me rent 'em in the first place. I'm banned from contacting the company again, or they'll "press harassment charges".
All I did was ask to rent some midgets and explain what I wanted to do with them. I really, really wish I'd saved those rounds of emails. For the life of me, I can't recall exactly what I wanted to do with the rented midgets - but it was probably sexually graphic and involved copious quantities of narcotics.
LoL
I thought you actually made them do something ridiculous and someone complained
i figured it probably wasn't the midgets who complained
Oh, no. No, it was the midgets that complained - or whoever answers their email.
See, I was REALLY intoxicated when I learned that rentamidget.com existed and you could actually rent midgets.
This immediately gave me some great ideas and I emailed them. I forget what I asked for, but they emailed me back saying they'd not do that. So, I asked them to do something else, again forgotten, and they told me to never contact them again or they'd press harassment charges against me.
I am not here. This is just a figment of your imagination. I'm actually sleeping like a sane person would!
I love my imagination!
(post is archived)