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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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I distinctly remember you telling me you were banned from ever renting midgets again!

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Fuckers never let me rent 'em in the first place. I'm banned from contacting the company again, or they'll "press harassment charges".

All I did was ask to rent some midgets and explain what I wanted to do with them. I really, really wish I'd saved those rounds of emails. For the life of me, I can't recall exactly what I wanted to do with the rented midgets - but it was probably sexually graphic and involved copious quantities of narcotics.

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LoL

I thought you actually made them do something ridiculous and someone complained

i figured it probably wasn't the midgets who complained

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Oh, no. No, it was the midgets that complained - or whoever answers their email.

See, I was REALLY intoxicated when I learned that rentamidget.com existed and you could actually rent midgets.

This immediately gave me some great ideas and I emailed them. I forget what I asked for, but they emailed me back saying they'd not do that. So, I asked them to do something else, again forgotten, and they told me to never contact them again or they'd press harassment charges against me.

I am not here. This is just a figment of your imagination. I'm actually sleeping like a sane person would!