I really don't think I would.
If I'm on probation (or something similar), I'm gonna do my drugs when I'm not home (can't be found and searched) and with people who don't attract the cops. The kind of people who will help you hide a body, not the kind of people that are going to get the cops called on them for a noise complaint.
Then, I'm going to stay there and I'm only going to do drugs that are out of my system in 72 hours or less.
That's if I'm gonna do drugs at all. I'm pretty fucking sure I'd just not do drugs.
When I was on probation I did all the drugs and drank just as I always had, but I would bring some clean urine to my meetings with me in case they wanted to test me. Passed every single time!
Yeah, at least be smart enough to cheat. Shit, women would be able to cheat even easier than guys if they are observing you when you give the specimen.
Also, this Jag is probably for sale really cheap!
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