I don't allow feller-bunchers to operate on my land. The goal for my land is "TSI" and a feller-buncher is the wrong tool for that.
TSI is "Timber Stand Improvement". The goal is to leave the forest in better shape after you've been there. Basically, it's selective cutting with specific goals in mind. It also lets you skirt the replanting laws, but that's because it doesn't need replanting when done properly.
We've got a whole lot of logging regulations.
So I woke up naked in a strange place with a naked woman who tells me that she had been wanting me to fuck her from the first time she met me. I don't know where my clothes are but I have my wallet, my keys, my cigarettes and lighter. No clothes though.
Huh... The only interesting thing I did today was a conference call with my lawyer and a couple other people.
I'm now wearing someone else's clothes
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