That does seem like a rather pathetic attempt. What they should do is just find loose women of their own. This is not a difficult task. In fact, it's really fucking easy. That's exactly why we call them easy women.
Well yeah, wouldn't you think that would be obvious?
We're humans. We've been getting laid since before we climbed down from the trees. You really only need to be average to get laid. It's not some special skill, it's in our fucking nature.
Give me three days in any city and I guarantee that I get laid without paying directly for sex. In all likelihood, I'll have managed to play a few chicks off each other so that I end up with the best of the lot of 'em.
Well, no... No, I can't do that now. I'm married. But, I was able to do that long before I had any money.
Hell, I used to have a saying. "Hello! My name is David and I live off the women I meet."
It wasn't a joke. I'd get chicks to take care of me. They'd buy my drugs, alcohol, pay my rent sometimes, etc... (I was a poor college student for a long time.)
LoL that's a great line!
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