I'm almost envious of you having dumb friends. Almost...
If someone called me at 04:00 asking to lend them a knife in exchange for 13 grams of mushrooms, I'd call them a moron and hang up on them. I'd probably block their number.
At the same time, I can see the appeal to it. It's not entirely unlike sticking your dick in crazy chicks.
Well I had just stuck my dick in a sexy crazy chick and was just laying there relaxing when the phone rang. If it had been five minutes earlier I would have completely ignored it, but the timing was impeccable.
Speaking of timing, it's about that time. It's time for me to get offline and spend some time in the real world and with my wife.
I've gotta go driving tomorrow morning, so I have all the more reason to get offline early. Well, that and it's not actually all that early.
I doubt very much that I'll be back tonight. If you get bored, you should click an ad on my Linux site!
I'm going to put some chicken on the grill
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