He does it himself when he is alone. It's not that he can't, he's just lazy and doesn't want to
Hmm... He needs a cooler and ice.
I've been that lazy - taking a cooler and ice out onto my porch, easily within 50' of my fridge but still using a cooler and ice.
Now that I look at that typed out in black and white, man have I had a history of drinking problems. (I actually quit drinking for a long time. Well, it seemed like a long time.)
A cooler would work!
I have a buddy that gives zero fucks in the laziness department and will just take his beer from the store and drink it - so by the time he's halfway through they're piss warm. He has no problems drinking his beer warm. It's always the cheapest beer he can buy, too.
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