Have you ever puked so hard that like the veins on your head throbbed?
Well, multiply that by like 50 and keep it up for about a week. Really, it's mostly over after about 96 hours, but you'll keep puking for at least a week. It takes MONTHS to feel completely better. Plan on two weeks in the hospital. You will shit yourself, but it's just a puddle of viscous fluid and not much because you're already drained.
Imagine still wanting to puke that hard - for like 3 hours at a whack before it subsides for an hour or two - if you're lucky - for days. That's why your heart explodes.
I forget the exact numbers, but enough to cover the head of a pin is enough to kill like 500 people - something crazy like that.
It's so deadly that we can't manufacture a toxin deadlier than botulism. The deadliest toxins we create don't even compare.
I'm a bit surprised we've never had this discussion before. Well, the next time someone tells you they had botulism, you can call 'em a goddamned liar (unless they were pretty much dead for a couple of weeks).
I might have had it a third time but I didn't go to the hospital. I dealt with it at home and pretty much lived in the bathroom shitting and puking while having nobody check on me as my girlfriend was across the country and I was in a 'loner' phase. My son was still at home, but he had no idea what to do. I had him help by bringing me liquid. You'll drink a sip of water and puke out the water and some more stomach lining. You drink the water anyhow, just so you can puke something up.
That really does not sound like fun
Nope. It's fucking horrible. I do not recommend it. In fact, I recommend against it.
It's really a good six months before you start to feel completely well. It takes a whole lot out of you.
The ladies are dominating.
The US fucking dominated. The ladies didn't lose a single match. They won three matches in a row! They just fucking stomped Brazil a new asshole.
sweet. i been having sex
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