You seem to forget that you can easily outrun their cop cars
Oh, I don't forget that. Even if I outrun the cops, they're gonna know EXACTLY whose car it was and who was driving.
It's not like my neighbors own Porsches, Ferraris, or Lambos...
Porches, Ferraris, and Lambo's are commonplace compared to an AMG ONE
Yeah, I stand out like a sore thumb. The closest I might come is driving a Mustang or some of my older stuff. There are a number of Mustangs nearby. though none of them are really all that special. I haven't seen another C8 Corvette around here yet.
The cops aren't dumb. They know exactly who I am. So, even if I outrun them, they're just gonna be patient and drive straight to my house. I dunno if they'll arrest me, but I might be able to beat the case - as long as they don't have me on video anywhere and the cops can't say that they specifically saw me driving the car. I could always try the, "I refuse to admit who was driving the car." I've actually done that before and managed to get away with shit.
I've also said, "The driver ran off into the woods before you got here. I don't know his name, I picked him up at the bar and had him drive because I was too drunk to drive."
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