Hmm... I'm half-tempted to order you some off Amazon and just have 'em shipped to you.
I'll figure something out. I'll solve the mystery.
I'm pretty much a detective, 'cause I have a lifetime of solving the mystery that was the night before!
I wish I could forget what happened the night before. I always remember.
It takes some work to make a night truly a mystery. You gotta put effort into that level of intoxication. You gotta have a purpose.
It takes an expertise when you can make it even longer periods. I have entire years that are kinda fuzzy. I mean, they tell me that I had a good time, but I legit have gaps in my memory - large gaps, sometimes some significant occasions.
I have entire countries that are kinda fuzzy. I spent two weeks in Japan. I barely remember any of it. I couldn't talk to anyone once I got out of range of the hotel. So, I stayed there in the hotel, pretty much never leaving my room, getting shitfaced. I got roaringly drunk and I must have behaved myself well enough, so I know most of it was spent right there in my hotel room. I had stuff, so I must have ventured out into the city at some point. I had like presents to bring back to people and not one memory of buying them.
I should add that I had also managed to sneak a whole lot of Xanax across the border. I just printed up my own label and stuck it on the bottle. That helps explain why Japan is more or less still a mystery to me.
I would love to visit Japan some day. I think it would be really interesting and cool to experience. I would not be able to talk to anybody there either. LoL
I guess I don't get that fucked up enough to forget what happened.
The only thing I have a hard time remembering is sex, I remember I had sex but those memories are always fuzzy. Makes me want to have sex again though, so I guess it's ok
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