It takes some work to make a night truly a mystery. You gotta put effort into that level of intoxication. You gotta have a purpose.
It takes an expertise when you can make it even longer periods. I have entire years that are kinda fuzzy. I mean, they tell me that I had a good time, but I legit have gaps in my memory - large gaps, sometimes some significant occasions.
I have entire countries that are kinda fuzzy. I spent two weeks in Japan. I barely remember any of it. I couldn't talk to anyone once I got out of range of the hotel. So, I stayed there in the hotel, pretty much never leaving my room, getting shitfaced. I got roaringly drunk and I must have behaved myself well enough, so I know most of it was spent right there in my hotel room. I had stuff, so I must have ventured out into the city at some point. I had like presents to bring back to people and not one memory of buying them.
I should add that I had also managed to sneak a whole lot of Xanax across the border. I just printed up my own label and stuck it on the bottle. That helps explain why Japan is more or less still a mystery to me.
I would love to visit Japan some day. I think it would be really interesting and cool to experience. I would not be able to talk to anybody there either. LoL
I guess I don't get that fucked up enough to forget what happened.
The only thing I have a hard time remembering is sex, I remember I had sex but those memories are always fuzzy. Makes me want to have sex again though, so I guess it's ok
Oh, fuck... I've slept with an unknown number of women. I have no fucking clue how many I've had sex with.
It's a lot. It's a really high number.
I can't even come close to naming them all. There's a further bunch who I may know only by a first name or a nickname.
Ain't got fucking clue. I don't even have enough info to speculate with any degree of accuracy.
Oh, yeah... I should add:
I had a translator the first day I was in Japan, but I didn't like him. I tried to get another one, a translator/guide, but couldn't get one. I didn't like the one I had. He was not amused when the first thing I asked was about getting drunk. He was no fun. A tour of sleazy bars with loose women wasn't the kinda thing he was gonna guide me to.
Something like that. I'm not strictly sure.
LoL Poeple man, they're the worst
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