Oh, fuck... I've slept with an unknown number of women. I have no fucking clue how many I've had sex with.
It's a lot. It's a really high number.
I can't even come close to naming them all. There's a further bunch who I may know only by a first name or a nickname.
Ain't got fucking clue. I don't even have enough info to speculate with any degree of accuracy.
Oh, yeah... I should add:
I had a translator the first day I was in Japan, but I didn't like him. I tried to get another one, a translator/guide, but couldn't get one. I didn't like the one I had. He was not amused when the first thing I asked was about getting drunk. He was no fun. A tour of sleazy bars with loose women wasn't the kinda thing he was gonna guide me to.
Something like that. I'm not strictly sure.
LoL Poeple man, they're the worst
That's something most folks don't get to do. Sure, they might have a guide around a museum or a national park, but there are so many other types of guides. I've used a guide to a bunch of countries. Kinda have to. 'Snot like I speak anything else but Spanish. I've employed a number of guides, including many hours with a Registered Maine Guide.
Damned right. 'Snot like I knew all that shit by myself. So, guides are pretty awesome.
I'm still conducting research, by the way. I have eaten an entire lollipop.
A Maine guide? What?
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