LOL He's not a slave, he gets paid - and paid pretty well!
He doesn't actually mind this kind of work. He and his buddy drive around handing out Christmas cards and pre-paid debit cards with extra cash for those who can use a little extra this year. It'll take 'em a few days 'cause each stop is going to take some time. They'll likely get a little tipsy by the end of the day and I give them complete control of the available funds for the holiday.
He drives around in a late-year F250 - where he uses a gas card and doesn't even pay for a lick of gas or maintenance. He has his buddy with him pretty much all day and he makes four figures a week, with benefits on top of that.
He better not complain. He has it REALLY cushy.
Damned right, he has it cushy!
He should call you Master!
He usually calls me 'Pops' or something similar.
And, yeah, he's got it pretty good. I pay well, but he works for it. You gotta work in this household. Even I have work to do.
LoL That's the way it's supposed to be, isn't it?
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