Nice. Call him Santa!
I'll call him "My employee, now shut up and do what you're told."
Which is pretty close to 'Santa', I suppose.
Not close at all.
Sounds more like a slave LoL Does he call you master?
LOL He's not a slave, he gets paid - and paid pretty well!
He doesn't actually mind this kind of work. He and his buddy drive around handing out Christmas cards and pre-paid debit cards with extra cash for those who can use a little extra this year. It'll take 'em a few days 'cause each stop is going to take some time. They'll likely get a little tipsy by the end of the day and I give them complete control of the available funds for the holiday.
He drives around in a late-year F250 - where he uses a gas card and doesn't even pay for a lick of gas or maintenance. He has his buddy with him pretty much all day and he makes four figures a week, with benefits on top of that.
He better not complain. He has it REALLY cushy.
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