I meant something just as good or better, not a literal Stradivarius, but you got the point.
Oh, absolutely...
Hell, I can buy a $100 electric violin and make it sound like a famous violin.
Well, no... No, I can't... I'm sure J could. My violin skills are pretty much limited to squeaks and howls.
LoL Squeaks and Howls has a nice ring to it.
I was just talking to Verle and he let some people sleep at his place that didn't have anywhere to go for a night and he says when he woke up they were gone and so was all of his money. He says he was so drunk he does not even remember their names. What a dumb ass
That doesn't surprise me with Verle. The dude's drunk and not all that bright. It's awfully early in the month for him to be broke.
Knowing their names probably wouldn't help. What's he gonna do, call the cops? They're not gonna do a damned thing.
But, he does live in low-income housing. They almost certainly have cameras. If he really gives a shit, he can likely still report the crime.
Again, it's unlikely to help. The money is gone.
Maybe he'll learn a valuable lesson from all this?
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