The only reason I got one I was going 120 down a 25 MPH street at 3AM. I thought about running and losing the cop as I had a huge head start, but after I went around the curve in the road there were two cops coming from the other direction
Yeah, you're not gonna win that battle.
Back then, they were a lot more lax about drinking and driving. I've had incidents where I didn't even try to hide the beer between my legs and they just didn't care.
I just stopped. I could have lost him if the others were not so close by
Did I mention I'm exceedingly drunk?
Well... I said fuck TV and picked music - quite a while ago. Yes, I can type pretty well when drunk as fuck.
Is there a better rock ballad than November Rain? No... No, I don't think there is...
It doesn't get the credit it's due. That's a goddamned shame.
is it normal to have 102 open tabs?
Also, I am drunk. I haven't been drunk very much lately. I am well and truly inebriated.
Yeah, with two of 'em ahead of you, you were pretty much fucked. The odds of getting away from that in anything less than my McLaren are really low - pretty much zero. I mean, if you can punch it at 125 and still have three more gears and take it to 215+ mph? Yeah, you might be able to pull it off. I mean, you've got another hundred miles an hour to play with - and the downforce of a race car.
I am drunk and seeking inspiration...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMFaZJEX9NTNbY19uYStVCg
They're like a new Greenday!
They are my new favorite band of the hour. After an hour, I'll have forgotten their name.
Trust me, click the link. I'm telling you, they're Greenday - complete with being whining fucking pricks. And it is pretty good.
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