I'm pretty sure getting laid is never gonna be a problem for me. Hell, I can be 100 years old and shit doesn't even work anymore - and I'm 100% positive some chick will do her best to get me off.
I have a 50 oz bag of Life Savers.
I was sitting out on my porch playing an electric guitar through that little Marshall stack of practice amps I have and my woman came back home from whatever errand she was off on, so I followed her inside and I have the wireless connection for the guitar and I am talking to her, telling her to take a hit of weed and playing the guitar a little, and tuning it up.
I went to go back on to the porch to get my beer that I forgot out there and there was three cops and six cars stopped directly across the street. Nobody ever stops across the street, but apparently there was some kind of accident so I cranked everything to ten on the amp and went back inside and blasted some of my songs at them
Hmm...
Now that I think about it, I could play guitar for cops across the road.
It's gonna be loud, but they're definitely gonna be able to hear it.
I know they could hear it, no doubt. I have took a walk with the wireless to see how far it could he heard and it could be heard to the limit if the wireless thing I've got
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