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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, . That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself.

If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only.

Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then .

**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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That's how I feel. I really do not watch my weight at all, and haven't for a long time. I got a bit of a beer gut going on, but you know how all the women are in love with me, so it doesn't matter at all. I still get weekly calls from four out of the five women I had been dating, or whatever you call it, I don't answer them most of the time. And they still keep calling, they are still madly in love with me. The one that used to live here stopped contacting me altogether when the woman that lives here moved in. I saw her at the store a couple weeks ago and she did not take her eyes off of me the whole time I was there. I did not talk to her though. I do know that if the woman that lives with me breaks up with me I won't have any trouble getting laid if I want to, and that really gives a guy peace of mind LoL

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I'm pretty sure getting laid is never gonna be a problem for me. Hell, I can be 100 years old and shit doesn't even work anymore - and I'm 100% positive some chick will do her best to get me off.

I have a 50 oz bag of Life Savers.

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I was sitting out on my porch playing an electric guitar through that little Marshall stack of practice amps I have and my woman came back home from whatever errand she was off on, so I followed her inside and I have the wireless connection for the guitar and I am talking to her, telling her to take a hit of weed and playing the guitar a little, and tuning it up.

I went to go back on to the porch to get my beer that I forgot out there and there was three cops and six cars stopped directly across the street. Nobody ever stops across the street, but apparently there was some kind of accident so I cranked everything to ten on the amp and went back inside and blasted some of my songs at them

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Hmm...

Now that I think about it, I could play guitar for cops across the road.

It's gonna be loud, but they're definitely gonna be able to hear it.