There is no rest room in the trunk. That would be terrible
Yeah, and they're very unlikely to drive you straight here. You're likely to move to one of their hubs, get put on a different truck, moved to another hub, get put on a different truck, get moved even closer, finally to join a few other cars that are making their way to MA, NH, and maybe southern ME. Ain't nobody up my way but me getting cars delivered regularly. So, they'll put you on one of those trucks and you'll be the last car dropped off after all sorts of other shit. Maybe, just maybe, they'll be flying one out from Bangor (unlikely) or shipping one out from Bangor - or maybe Portland which gets you to southern Maine.
I don't want to die like that!
Well then, don't try riding in the trunk. If you do, you're gonna have a hard time of it.
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