LoL Imagine the cops contacting you about that one
Just gotta wait for 'em to mention the street it supposedly happened on and then tell 'em the truth. "Nope, I was just seeing who I could trust. You'll find no physical evidence to arrest me. It was just a test to see who I could trust to hold secrets."
I don't think the cops would believe me if I told them that
It's not up to them to believe you - it's up to them to provide evidence to support it.
Odds are REALLY low that you'll have fake shot up an area than it would really have happened. You'll be fine. Just tell 'em the truth and to show you some real fucking evidence other than some gibbering moron you purposefully misled to see if they're honest or not.
You'll be fine. You won't even need a lawyer - I promise. I 100% guarantee it.
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