My buddy can't leave the house and he likes some company besides the elderly sometimes. He's stuck there 24/7, as she can't be alone.
My woman has taken to calling me your majesty and this 26 year old hippie chick is coming over.
Sometimes things are just so easy. This shit hilarious horatio
He can't leave the house, like at all? There's nobody else to give him a break, even if just for a while?
He damned sure better be well-named in the will! LOL
The last time I saw the missus, she stuck her tongue out at me. I gave her the finger. This amused us greatly. She's gone to Farmington along with J and her younger brother. She's driving a giant pickup truck (that belongs to her) that she had me pick up at auction. They're supposed to bring back food.
Yeah he gets one of his siblings to come give him a break on a weekend once every other month.
He was saying that hospice will allow him to have her in a nursing home for up to four days, four times a year.
My woman is in the other room making some sort of food concoction laced with mushrooms. He gave us like two zip lock sandwich bags full. Said he was off to work and have a nice weekend.
I haven't flipped her off lately
She should be able to get in-home care, allowing him breaks.
Also, if he jumps through a few hoops, depending on her insurance, he can get paid for being her caretaker.
I give Biff the finger with some regularity. She usually sticks her tongue out after my perfectly witty comments. So, that's how she ends up getting the finger.
It works. We're perfectly happy with each other. Shit, we haven't even had a real argument and nothing even remotely close to a fight. We've been together for a while, and we're still pretty damned happy with each other. We've never even so much as raised our voices at one another.
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