They do that so the CIA has a monopoly on the smuggling so they get all the money
They gotta raise money for black ops somehow!
They just found a Strat that had been somehow taken apart and filled with cocaine - like the wooden part. It was a pretty good job. I'd have never expected to find cocaine in it. The fit and finish was great. Who ever did it should probably make and sell guitars instead of packaging fairly small amounts of cocaine (half a kilo) with so much work.
I wonder what made them think there was coke in the guitar
LOL They x-ray EVERYTHING these days.
That shit shows up on x-ray like a candle in the darkness. People try hiding it with like carbon paper and tinfoil. That doesn't work.
So, the more clever people are making products out of cocaine - like a whole suitcase was actually made of impregnated cocaine and was so diffuse that it didn't react to their reagent until they got a large sample.
Clever fuckers, but that is chump change. They are still flying that shit out and shipping it on boats in giant quantities.
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