Hey, happy Friday. My buddy Chris came over the other day and we were trying to think of a song to play, when we couldn't think of anything, I said to him, lets write a song. So we wrote a song.
Huh... Stanley is not a real person, I presume...
Well, surely there's a murderer named Stanley out there somewhere. My ex wife, so a long time ago, had an Uncle Stanley. He lived with us for a while. I kinda miss him. Him and the dog... Though I'm pretty sure both of those are dead by now. Still, the dog was awesome.
Stanley is actually a real person. He was here when Chris came over. My woman texted and I told her he was here. The day before she wanted to bring some friend of hers over here who I cant stand so I told her I did not want her to bring her here. Anyways, I think that annoyed her cause she started texting me things like why would you have someone like him in your house? He is a murderer, and shit like that. I told Stanley what she was saying to me and laughed about it and he got all upset and said nobody ever better associate murder with my name. His ride showed up real soon after that and thats when Chris and I decided to write a song. That's when we had to think what it would be about, and to mock my woman and Stanley at the same time, we decided on Stanley the murderer. LoL But he has not murdered anyone.
Ah, okay... The lyrics weren't very clear on the matter.
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