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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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NOTE: Next weekend is going to be the Halloween version of the FNGT, so come up with something scary for all the kids.

**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask theBuddha, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you are most likely either new here or completely retarded, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate). **NOTE:** Next weekend is going to be the Halloween version of the FNGT, so come up with something scary for all the kids.

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Yeah, I sup[pose. I imagine there are also idiots who knocked it over somehow

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Yeah, that happens a lot - inside and outside. Morons play and horse around near a turkey fryer. This is a bad idea.

Rule #2: DO NOT GET DRUNK WHILE FRYING A TURKEY.

Rule #2a: DO NOT LET YOUR DRUNK FRIENDS NEAR THE FRYING TURKEY.

I should write a goddamned PSA.

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At least frying a turkey is a hell of a lot faster than smoking one, if you need to not be drunk to do it. Imagine trying to not drink till you're done smoking the turkey, You might have withdrawls LoL

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Oh, you can drink if you're smoking a turkey. In fact, I think drinking might be mandatory.

I'm actually drinking beer today. I have some delicious Molson.