Have you ever driven a snowmobile?
I'm watching a show about Alaska and it made me think that I could possibly make you piss yourself on a snowmobile.
They're THAT fucking awesome. My hip kinda won't let me be as stupid as I have been, but I can easily jump my driveway. I can jump a whole road if the snowbanks are high enough and I have enough room to get up the speed required.
I have driven snowmobiles, when I was young my grandfather owned an Arctic Cat dealership.
I remember once when I was around 4 or 5 and my uncle was going to let my brother who was one year older than me drive his snowmobile and he wanted me to get on it with him and I was all no way I am getting on that thing with him in control! When suddenly my brother floored, or squeezed tight, the accelerator and took off like a rocket, right through the hedge at the edge or my grandma's lawn. My uncle gave chase on foot, but the hedge did not slow him down at all and he went right across my great grandma's lawn into the neighbors beyond her place. There were two cars in the driveway, and he went for the gap between them and bounced from the front bumper of one car to the back bumper of the other car back and forth like a pinball. The sled then hit the ground again and off he shot right into the side of their house. That's when he fell off and the sled stopped.
I was telling my uncle, I told you so
Holy fucking shit!
I haven't laughed that hard for days.
Yeah, I can probably make you pee a little. LOL I launch the fucker off the sides of mountains. In some cases, it's a good 40' drop and when I land I sink down into the snow so far that just the skis are poking up but momentum keeps it going and you just ride off into the sunset like you're a goddamned hero.
That sounds pretty fucking scary!!
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