Does she actually want beer?
Yes, she actually does want beer.
I hope you're otherwise occupied with your lady's birthday.
I'm watching TV and I know I'm not supposed to be the racist one, but I'm watching a show about body cams and the dude being apprehended is one stupid mother fucker. He epitomizes every single stereotype. All of them - including being dumb enough to take pop shots at cops lined up outside his apartment - never mind fleeing back to his apartment with the car he just used to chase down the mother of his baby and shooting her.
Dumb mother fucker drove back to his house, where the car he drives is registered. The cops get his sibling to call and ask him to come out before his dumb ass gets shot. So, he decides to take pop shots at the police.
Man, he's a goddamned moron.
Stupid is as stupid does
Quick and dirty:
Sweet!
Good, good... I was thinking the beer might secretly be for you.
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