Oh I was had a few when I wrote that last message so no worries on the shit faced part. I'm glad to know I couldn't fuck things up too much. Unless I spend some time studying traffic. Then I could do some real damage. You know it almost never occurred to me study traffic even after discussing things with you all this time. I should study traffic. That way if I ever go crazy at least I can have some real fun. Or at least if I really don't want to be at work I can bring the city's traffic to a stop and listen to podcasts in my car.
Find the ten busiest light-managed intersections. Turn 'em on off for the maximum duration. As soon as they revert, turn them back off again. Do that for about five minutes. That should set things back by a couple of hours - so long as you do it at peak time.
Any longer and you'll have cops there who know how to direct traffic.
If I ever need to cause a distraction in a city this is how I will do it.
LOL I've often wondered if it could be predicted (this sort of thing, not this specifically) to pull of an ingenious heist.
I actually considered writing a novel about it - sort of like my industry meets Ocean's 11, or something like that.
Also, it appears I've attracted a serial downvoter again. I don't much mind, but I know you don't condone the act and I figured I'd make you aware of it. I do believe that I follow every rule on the site, and I even keep myself constrained to just a few subs. So, I'm not sure what their beef is - but they seem pretty fond of it and have been doing it for a little while.
It had stopped, but they've now done it again for a few days.
Again, I don't much care - and don't do it for points. But, I know you don't like it and figured I'd call your attention to it.
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