The cleaning crew is female and goes in at the end of your work day.
Have you never lived with a woman? Their hair gets everywhere.
I tease my wife about this all the time. I find her hair everywhere, and I don't mean on the floor. I mean when I'm on the roof replacing a tile I find her hair on the fucking roof. When I put new light fixtures on the garage I found one of her hairs tangled around the old fixture. I've been raking leaves and find her hair tangled up in the rake. I have to take the vacuum apart to get her hair out of the roller occasionally. It's fucking insane. It's literally everywhere.
This is what I was going to say. I've found my wife's hair in my ass crack. How the hell it got there I have no idea.
Some of my wife's shorter hairs falling off my dicc.
I like to pull 6 inch long wirey hairs out of my beard and set them on toilet seats to fuck with people.
Dude fuck u
LOL. They do look like pubes, don't they?
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