Have you never lived with a woman? Their hair gets everywhere.
Have you never lived with a woman? Their hair gets everywhere.
I tease my wife about this all the time. I find her hair everywhere, and I don't mean on the floor. I mean when I'm on the roof replacing a tile I find her hair on the fucking roof. When I put new light fixtures on the garage I found one of her hairs tangled around the old fixture. I've been raking leaves and find her hair tangled up in the rake. I have to take the vacuum apart to get her hair out of the roller occasionally. It's fucking insane. It's literally everywhere.
I tease my wife about this all the time. I find her hair everywhere, and I don't mean on the floor. I mean when I'm on the roof replacing a tile I find her hair on the fucking roof. When I put new light fixtures on the garage I found one of her hairs tangled around the old fixture. I've been raking leaves and find her hair tangled up in the rake. I have to take the vacuum apart to get her hair out of the roller occasionally. It's fucking insane. It's literally everywhere.
This is what I was going to say. I've found my wife's hair in my ass crack. How the hell it got there I have no idea.
This is what I was going to say. I've found my wife's hair in my ass crack. How the hell it got there I have no idea.
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