Hire Aqua Man.
Hire Aqua Man.
They call me Ishmael
Singularly the most brilliant response so far.
> They call me Ishmael
Singularly the most brilliant response so far.
Start with a bottle of rum and a beach towel. Go to the beach. Take acid halfway down the rum bottle. If you feel any nausea, drink a cup of San Pedro cactus juice for relief. Don’t forgot to take pictures of the mermaid when she comes.
Start with a bottle of rum and a beach towel.
Go to the beach.
Take acid halfway down the rum bottle.
If you feel any nausea, drink a cup of San Pedro cactus juice for relief.
Don’t forgot to take pictures of the mermaid when she comes.
The black ones can't swim
The black ones can't swim
A fishing net but I don't think you'll like having sex with a mermaid. Just be smart and take my word for this.
A fishing net but I don't think you'll like having sex with a mermaid.
Just be smart and take my word for this.
The same way you capture Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, you fucking juvenile retard.
The same way you capture Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, you fucking juvenile retard.
Sprinkle some pumpkin spice fish food in the middle of the ocean somewhere.
Sprinkle some pumpkin spice fish food in the middle of the ocean somewhere.
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