Start with a bottle of rum and a beach towel. Go to the beach. Take acid halfway down the rum bottle. If you feel any nausea, drink a cup of San Pedro cactus juice for relief. Don’t forgot to take pictures of the mermaid when she comes.
Start with a bottle of rum and a beach towel.
Go to the beach.
Take acid halfway down the rum bottle.
If you feel any nausea, drink a cup of San Pedro cactus juice for relief.
Don’t forgot to take pictures of the mermaid when she comes.
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