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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

can't fool me, "birds" don't "scrub" anything

they "bathe" in their little "pools" then fly away.

[–] • 2 pts

Good good the programming has taken nicely.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Your reverse psychology bullshit won't work on me!

[–] • 2 pts

It doesn't have to. Now, remember that "Frogs Drink Tequila In Paris."

[–] • 3 pts

Did you murder someone? Again!?!? We talked about this, bird... We talked about this... I'll go get the truck and meet you at the place. Don't forget your shovel again. You looked pretty silly digging a hole with your wing.

[–] • 3 pts

Please, did I murder someone? Of course not, I pay the crows to do it for me. After all, they are a murder.

[–] • 2 pts

Said the seagull.

Hey! Wings off my French fries!!! We can stop and get you some after this body is safely in the hole. Now, dig!

[–] • 1 pt

Don't sweat it man. I already paid someone to take care of the bodies. Even got them elected!

[–] • 1 pt

Do mine next. Will pay in beer