Did you murder someone? Again!?!? We talked about this, bird... We talked about this... I'll go get the truck and meet you at the place. Don't forget your shovel again. You looked pretty silly digging a hole with your wing.
Please, did I murder someone? Of course not, I pay the crows to do it for me. After all, they are a murder.
Said the seagull.
Hey! Wings off my French fries!!! We can stop and get you some after this body is safely in the hole. Now, dig!
Don't sweat it man. I already paid someone to take care of the bodies. Even got them elected!
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