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As you all know, Poal is having election season. You might be thinking: "Does it matter if the feds will be running this site anyway?" Of course it does! Choosing a puppet is the most important part of being a citizen. It properly diverts your attention and energy away from any real change or opposition.

Let's go over the candidates:

starjello (no relation to me as I am starjello, Journalist Extraordinaire) and (StarJelloLaPaz): This duo of and are running as outsider candidates on a platform of transparency. The esteemed Professor breaks from academic tradition with his intelligence and jovial demeanor. Stellar Gelatin appeals to all those sick of lying politicians by openly admitting he will be the end of all things.

: Infamous AOU that has made a name for himself with controversy. A fine candidate that will quench the thirst of any true Hunger Games fan.

: Noted which has thrown his hat into the ring. I for one and glad to see the mentally-disabled get the representation they deserve.

: Is presumably running on a platform of sexual assault and supported by dyslexic Q enthusiasts, if his subs are any indication.

: The candidate. Finally, a candidate that will eliminate choice in the name of freedom!

and (Boonetrinsic): A classic Poal of a rapist and a good boy on a bloodthirsty power trip. How Boone can extract his penis from a victim long enough to give a campaign speech is anyone's guess. It has been alleged Intrinsic will murder Boone and start a monarchy, but whether he can kill anything besides his accounts is unknown.

and (Satan's Little Helpers): PMYB2 is embroiled in a scandal for taking bribes so his campaign is over no matter what he says. AOU is an interesting case because anonymous sources claim he has been involved with 9/11. Some claim was too young or perhaps too Chinese to do so, but it's likely he has been a sleeper agent since birth or even conception. Will Poal support this fetal felon or usher in a golden age of unmoved posts?

No matter what, remember win or lose we are owned by the Jews.

As you all know, Poal is having election season. You might be thinking: "Does it matter if the feds will be running this site anyway?" Of course it does! Choosing a puppet is the most important part of being a citizen. It properly diverts your attention and energy away from any real change or opposition. Let's go over the candidates: starjello (no relation to me as I am starjello, Journalist Extraordinaire) and @Professor_de_la_Paz (StarJelloLaPaz): This duo of [eldritch terror](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310719) and [elder wisdom](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310838) are running as outsider candidates on a platform of transparency. The esteemed Professor breaks from academic tradition with his intelligence and jovial demeanor. Stellar Gelatin appeals to all those sick of lying politicians by openly admitting he will be the end of all things. @0K: Infamous AOU [cultist](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/310764) that has made a name for himself with controversy. A fine candidate that will quench the thirst of any true Hunger Games fan. @wolfgang: Noted [illiterate](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310910) which has thrown his hat into the ring. I for one and glad to see the mentally-disabled get the representation they deserve. @111MrGuy111: Is presumably running on a platform of sexual assault and supported by dyslexic Q enthusiasts, if his subs are any indication. @stupidbird: The [fiscal responsibility](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310873) candidate. Finally, a candidate that will eliminate choice in the name of freedom! @Boone and @Intrinsic (Boonetrinsic): A classic Poal [duo](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310704) of a rapist and a good boy on a bloodthirsty power trip. How Boone can extract his penis from a victim long enough to give a campaign speech is anyone's guess. It has been alleged Intrinsic will murder Boone and start a monarchy, but whether he can kill anything besides his accounts is unknown. @PMYB2 and @AOU (Satan's Little Helpers): PMYB2 is embroiled in a scandal for taking bribes so his campaign is over no matter what he says. AOU is an interesting case because anonymous sources claim he has been involved with 9/11. Some claim was too young or perhaps too Chinese to do so, but it's likely he has been a sleeper agent since birth or even conception. Will Poal support this fetal felon or usher in a golden age of unmoved posts? No matter what, remember win or lose we are owned by the Jews.

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[–] [Sticky] • 1 pt

Starjello_LaPaz 2021.
Transparency Macht Frei.

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My running mate uses fancy words.

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You two are so gay it makes even disgusted.

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I strike the hearts of my opponents. They cannot withstand me.

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Bravo. This place is feeling more and more like Voat. It's more than likely a bad thing but at least it is entertaining.

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I'm and I approved this message so you don't have to.

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I disavow any and all allegations that my sexual exploits, as numerous as they may be, are merely presumable. Furthermore, it is a travesty that the big tech outlets like Star Jello news are unfairly branding Q enthusiasts as anything less than victims.

As your representative as owner of Poal, I plan to fight against censorship by doing absolutely nothing at all! Vote for me and vote often!

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I feel that being free is not good enough , if your elected what kind of minimum wage can I expect to be paid for browsing here?

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I'm glad that you asked such a handsome question! You are free to consume here as you please, with nothing minimum asked of you, while we wage an information war against the jews.

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unfairly branding Q enthusiasts as anything less than victims.

You're right. They are dangerous terrorists that nearly toppled the US government.

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They are victims of a dirty faggot known as Crensch! Their trust was abused to neuter their resolve to actually do anything about the massively fraudulent election. Those proud patriots walked into the capital building with police escort and their heads held high under the auspices that congress is legitimate! We now know that there is no representation, and that the house chambers are just a puppet stage.

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We now know that there is no representation, and that the house chambers are just a puppet stage.

You're too good for puppets? You're spoiled.

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I'm just going to wait until 3 am the day after election day then vote 20,000 times.

That will work again won't it?

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Is there any other way?

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I can't wait to see how this plays out.

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I'm going to win

Because even people who hate me agree on this; They don't have mercy and they don't ask for mercy, they don't need to forgive, they don't need to be forgiven, just like me

Hell on earth now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T12ygsp9Mvg

Let's get to the bottom of this once and for all...

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My personal vote will be for the largest Nigger, Tranny, Glowing Kike Faggot.
Historically these are Winners

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It sounds like you'll be undecided for a long time.

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Rofl it's all true