As you all know, Poal is having election season. You might be thinking: "Does it matter if the feds will be running this site anyway?" Of course it does! Choosing a puppet is the most important part of being a citizen. It properly diverts your attention and energy away from any real change or opposition.
Let's go over the candidates:
starjello (no relation to me as I am starjello, Journalist Extraordinaire) and (StarJelloLaPaz): This duo of and are running as outsider candidates on a platform of transparency. The esteemed Professor breaks from academic tradition with his intelligence and jovial demeanor. Stellar Gelatin appeals to all those sick of lying politicians by openly admitting he will be the end of all things.
: Infamous AOU that has made a name for himself with controversy. A fine candidate that will quench the thirst of any true Hunger Games fan.
: Noted which has thrown his hat into the ring. I for one and glad to see the mentally-disabled get the representation they deserve.
: Is presumably running on a platform of sexual assault and supported by dyslexic Q enthusiasts, if his subs are any indication.
: The candidate. Finally, a candidate that will eliminate choice in the name of freedom!
and (Boonetrinsic): A classic Poal of a rapist and a good boy on a bloodthirsty power trip. How Boone can extract his penis from a victim long enough to give a campaign speech is anyone's guess. It has been alleged Intrinsic will murder Boone and start a monarchy, but whether he can kill anything besides his accounts is unknown.
and (Satan's Little Helpers): PMYB2 is embroiled in a scandal for taking bribes so his campaign is over no matter what he says. AOU is an interesting case because anonymous sources claim he has been involved with 9/11. Some claim was too young or perhaps too Chinese to do so, but it's likely he has been a sleeper agent since birth or even conception. Will Poal support this fetal felon or usher in a golden age of unmoved posts?
No matter what, remember win or lose we are owned by the Jews.
As you all know, Poal is having election season. You might be thinking: "Does it matter if the feds will be running this site anyway?" Of course it does! Choosing a puppet is the most important part of being a citizen. It properly diverts your attention and energy away from any real change or opposition.
Let's go over the candidates:
starjello (no relation to me as I am starjello, Journalist Extraordinaire) and @Professor_de_la_Paz (StarJelloLaPaz): This duo of [eldritch terror](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310719) and [elder wisdom](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310838) are running as outsider candidates on a platform of transparency. The esteemed Professor breaks from academic tradition with his intelligence and jovial demeanor. Stellar Gelatin appeals to all those sick of lying politicians by openly admitting he will be the end of all things.
@0K: Infamous AOU [cultist](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/310764) that has made a name for himself with controversy. A fine candidate that will quench the thirst of any true Hunger Games fan.
@wolfgang: Noted [illiterate](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310910) which has thrown his hat into the ring. I for one and glad to see the mentally-disabled get the representation they deserve.
@111MrGuy111: Is presumably running on a platform of sexual assault and supported by dyslexic Q enthusiasts, if his subs are any indication.
@stupidbird: The [fiscal responsibility](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310873) candidate. Finally, a candidate that will eliminate choice in the name of freedom!
@Boone and @Intrinsic (Boonetrinsic): A classic Poal [duo](https://poal.co/s/AdminElection2021/310704) of a rapist and a good boy on a bloodthirsty power trip. How Boone can extract his penis from a victim long enough to give a campaign speech is anyone's guess. It has been alleged Intrinsic will murder Boone and start a monarchy, but whether he can kill anything besides his accounts is unknown.
@PMYB2 and @AOU (Satan's Little Helpers): PMYB2 is embroiled in a scandal for taking bribes so his campaign is over no matter what he says. AOU is an interesting case because anonymous sources claim he has been involved with 9/11. Some claim was too young or perhaps too Chinese to do so, but it's likely he has been a sleeper agent since birth or even conception. Will Poal support this fetal felon or usher in a golden age of unmoved posts?
No matter what, remember win or lose we are owned by the Jews.
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