I have a conspiracy theory that Reddit has become so neutered that the only "conspiracies" they're allowed to talk about is whether or not deli meat packers are deliberately trying to make people pull more meat out of the package than they meant to or if they're just kind of lazy and jaded to their job where they really don't give a shit how much you pull out of the package.
Yeah this is the most milquetoast shit imaginable.
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