Reddit wants you to get the vax even though they admit it doesn't do anything.

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Just like the lockdowns, "imagine what it would be like if we didn't go full lockdown!"... How can you tell? "Well it's obvious!" Is it?

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I call that the counter-giraffe-piss-bucket effect

Every morning I piss in a bucket that I put on my balcony. I have lots of buckets full of piss on my balcony. People keep asking me why I keep doing that. I reply that giraffes are dangerous wild animals, and that someone has to prevent them from invading us or the entire neighborhood will be turned into a giant steaming pile of shit in no time. Again, the dangerous nature of giraffes is vastly underestimated. Then they ask me how the fuck has any of this anything to do with the collection of piss buckets on my balcony. Then I calmly ask; have you seen any giraffe in the neighborhood? No? Then it's proof it's working you fucking moron.

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the simpsons did it first:

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Don't listen to those alt-right conspiracy nuts! You're the only thing keeping the neighborhood safe!

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