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Was making breakfast this AM, as Mrs. Duck was messing with a bothersome houseplant. The following exchange was had:

Mrs: I don't like this plant any more. Me: Um (mumbled acknowledgement). Mrs: Every time I read up on it I get different info - loves water/needs to dry out. Loves sun, avoid prolonged sun exposure. I've tried everything, and it just seems really leggy and barely hangs in there. Me: What kind of plant is it? Mrs. A wandering jew. Me: (Chuckling) Oy vey! Mrs: (Stern, puzzled look) It's just too needy - it can enjoy the rest of it days in the compost heap (exits carrying plant). Me: Uncontrollable laughter!

Was making breakfast this AM, as Mrs. Duck was messing with a bothersome houseplant. The following exchange was had: Mrs: I don't like this plant any more. Me: Um (mumbled acknowledgement). Mrs: Every time I read up on it I get different info - loves water/needs to dry out. Loves sun, avoid prolonged sun exposure. I've tried everything, and it just seems really leggy and barely hangs in there. Me: What kind of plant is it? Mrs. A wandering jew. Me: (Chuckling) Oy vey! Mrs: (Stern, puzzled look) It's just too needy - it can enjoy the rest of it days in the compost heap (exits carrying plant). Me: Uncontrollable laughter!
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[–] • 4 pts

Did she try putting pennies in the soil?

[–] • 4 pts

Maybe it spent too much time in the oven?

[–] • 1 pt

Ok, I figured this out. She can save the plant if (after pulling it from the compost heap) she spins it like a dradl, then sets it in front of 8 candles. On each leaf, she will need to place a little black circle at the top near the back of each leaf.