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Was making breakfast this AM, as Mrs. Duck was messing with a bothersome houseplant. The following exchange was had:

Mrs: I don't like this plant any more. Me: Um (mumbled acknowledgement). Mrs: Every time I read up on it I get different info - loves water/needs to dry out. Loves sun, avoid prolonged sun exposure. I've tried everything, and it just seems really leggy and barely hangs in there. Me: What kind of plant is it? Mrs. A wandering jew. Me: (Chuckling) Oy vey! Mrs: (Stern, puzzled look) It's just too needy - it can enjoy the rest of it days in the compost heap (exits carrying plant). Me: Uncontrollable laughter!

Was making breakfast this AM, as Mrs. Duck was messing with a bothersome houseplant. The following exchange was had: Mrs: I don't like this plant any more. Me: Um (mumbled acknowledgement). Mrs: Every time I read up on it I get different info - loves water/needs to dry out. Loves sun, avoid prolonged sun exposure. I've tried everything, and it just seems really leggy and barely hangs in there. Me: What kind of plant is it? Mrs. A wandering jew. Me: (Chuckling) Oy vey! Mrs: (Stern, puzzled look) It's just too needy - it can enjoy the rest of it days in the compost heap (exits carrying plant). Me: Uncontrollable laughter!
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Did she try putting pennies in the soil?

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Maybe it spent too much time in the oven?

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Ok, I figured this out. She can save the plant if (after pulling it from the compost heap) she spins it like a dradl, then sets it in front of 8 candles. On each leaf, she will need to place a little black circle at the top near the back of each leaf.

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The latter name is controversial,[2] and some now use the alternative wandering dude.[3]

Lmao jewpedia.

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Beautiful plants if left in the oven. I've grown 6 million of them.

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Due to its invasive potential in warm climates, particularly in regions like New Zealand and parts of the United States, it is considered a problematic environmental weed in some areas and is banned from sale in certain garden centers.

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Will head out to the compost heap later this morning and shoah that mf. Thanks.

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This is today’s internet gold.

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Lol, in retrospect that a perfect name for that plant; toss some holy water on it

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It feeds off of suffering and grief, no wonder it didn't thrive in your household.