![So, I was staring at the pic of the new black Little Mermaid and wondering why something was off... [1240x829 - 69KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/6dLw3d.jpg){kind=link}
I think the real magic is the nigger knows how to swim.
I think the real magic is the nigger knows how to swim.
The picture bothered me, and not merely because of the new pigmented version. Couldn't get a handle on it until a comment on a recent video from the Lotus Eaters clued me in.
She has dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks. Under the ocean.
Just picture what would happen if you wore long neat dreadlocks and swam around with them. They wouldn't be black. They would be green. And slimy. And uncleanable without detergent.
I guess it's magic.
The picture bothered me, and not merely because of the new pigmented version. Couldn't get a handle on it until a comment on a recent video from the Lotus Eaters clued me in.
She has dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks. Under the ocean.
Just picture what would happen if you wore long neat dreadlocks and swam around with them. They wouldn't be black. They would be green. And slimy. And uncleanable without detergent.
I guess it's magic.
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