![So, I was staring at the pic of the new black Little Mermaid and wondering why something was off... [1240x829 - 69KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/6dLw3d.jpg){kind=link}
I think the real magic is the nigger knows how to swim.
I think the real magic is the nigger knows how to swim.
The picture bothered me, and not merely because of the new pigmented version. Couldn't get a handle on it until a comment on a recent video from the Lotus Eaters clued me in.
She has dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks. Under the ocean.
Just picture what would happen if you wore long neat dreadlocks and swam around with them. They wouldn't be black. They would be green. And slimy. And uncleanable without detergent.
I guess it's magic.
The picture bothered me, and not merely because of the new pigmented version. Couldn't get a handle on it until a comment on a recent video from the Lotus Eaters clued me in.
She has dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks. Under the ocean.
Just picture what would happen if you wore long neat dreadlocks and swam around with them. They wouldn't be black. They would be green. And slimy. And uncleanable without detergent.
I guess it's magic.
Did she get those forehead scars and the cauliflower ear from a run-in with a ghetto mermaid?
Did she get those forehead scars and the cauliflower ear from a run-in with a ghetto mermaid?
I'm wondering the same thing. This bitch has caught a beating or three in her relatively short life already.
See those splits over the eyebrows? Punches or headbutts, possibly kicks/stomps. Pretty badly, too- I imagine she had some kind of surgery to make them look less awful, and they still pretty much look like open fucking wounds.
Either her parents or (((Hollywood))) ferociously abused this girl, but I kind of doubt this- they don't like to leave marks if they can avoid it. This is more like "jumped by a bunch of shaneekas".
I'm wondering the same thing. This bitch has caught a beating or three in her relatively short life already.
See those splits over the eyebrows? Punches or headbutts, possibly kicks/stomps. Pretty badly, too- I imagine she had some kind of surgery to make them look less awful, and they still pretty much look like open fucking wounds.
Either her parents or (((Hollywood))) ferociously abused this girl, but I kind of doubt this- they don't like to leave marks if they can avoid it. This is more like "jumped by a bunch of shaneekas".
lmao didn't notice the ears until now, holy fuck. As if this hideous troglodyte sheboon niggress could be any more ugly. For fuck's sake.
lmao didn't notice the ears until now, holy fuck. As if this hideous troglodyte sheboon niggress could be any more ugly. For fuck's sake.
Does it look like poor CGI to anybody else? Looks like a real face plastered over a CGI body.
Does it look like poor CGI to anybody else? Looks like a real face plastered over a CGI body.
Magic dreadlocks. Because of course they are.
Magic dreadlocks. Because of course they are.
Chinese version with altered skin and eyes, please.
Chinese version with altered skin and eyes, please.
I thought you was talkin about that ear. What the actual cauliflower fuck is wrong with it? Maybe she got into MMA...
I thought you was talkin about that ear. What the actual cauliflower fuck is wrong with it? Maybe she got into MMA...
Water doesn't turn hair green. Swimming pools with incompetent pool care turn hair green. It's caused by copper. People add copper to their pools trying to get rid of algae they caused by using chlorine tablets/pucks.
Water doesn't turn hair green. Swimming pools with incompetent pool care turn hair green. It's caused by copper. People add copper to their pools trying to get rid of algae they caused by using chlorine tablets/pucks.
I'm not talking about the hair turning green. I'm talking about it collecting algae.
I'm not talking about the hair turning green. I'm talking about it collecting algae.
Nobody sees the guys hand with a bat in it
Nobody sees the guys hand with a bat in it
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